Special Issue 9.5

Mad Rants • Craft Beer

and a quarterly magazine of recycled gibberish
by maltworms & poetasters*

Issue No. 9½

April 1, 2015

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Plagiaries from the Internets!
Kenny Goldfish, Hipster Ipsum

Poetastery!
Luis d’Antin Van Rooten, Un petit d’un petits
from Mots D’Heures: Gousses, Rames

Graphic (no, Literally Graphic) Narrative
Aunt Jenny’s Real Life Stories

Technology!
Leaves of Grass App Update

Short(ened) Stories!
Great Taste, Less Filling

Uncreative Nonfiction!
Sir Peter Cotton, Children Dance on Graves
with Scholarly Nonsense by Sophia Lee

d’Art!
Normand Veilleux, French Masterpieces comme d’As Key Art
Worth a Thousand Words, More or Less

*Help! Return me to the real Cleaver Magazine!