I MISSED ANOTHER DEADLINE BUT IT’S OKAY IT’S REALLY OKAY by Erin Mizrahi
Erin Mizrahi I MISSED ANOTHER DEADLINE BUT IT’S OKAY IT’S REALLY OKAY & it’s for the best my CV is just a list of sensations & my author bio is a photograph of a fainting couch & it’s ok & my partner reported fraud when I used his credit card to buy cellulite cream & it’s ok it’s really ok but now I am blacklisted from instacart & I asked my mom to use her instacart to send groceries to our apartment but our address was blacklisted too & so the driver was redirected to a dying lake, not the lake you’re thinking about, a different one, and now dying lake geese and dying lake ducks are feasting on my kiwis & pink lady apples & their legs are the smoothest legs you have ever seen no cellulite in sight & how we’re all a bit like Eric Carle’s very … chop! chop! read more!